GYSO Drawing Part 32 - Month of the Month Club

Published: 2020-05-10

Introduction

Welcome to the first ever GYSO madlib madlad maddening-inator! (This was a madlib made by Tim, and completed by Thor. Enjoy.)

As our first sponsored shed, we are contractually obligated to dip for the Month of the Month Club.

Here at GYSO’s pancreas research center we always ask ourselves, “If you’re going 20mph, how long does it take you to travel two miles?” and now we have the answer. The good folks over at Jerusalem contacted our elephant secretary who told us that the Month of the Month Club was looking to solve this pressing problem.

So what’s the Month of the Month Club doing with that bendy thermometer? I mean, what’s it for? For the flagnar price of $293 an eon you can get a monthly reminder of what month it is!

What went right?

Here are some quotes from satisfied Month of the Month Club members:

“I tried unsubscribing and a man showed up at my house with a chicken. He’s still out in my yard, staring into my windows at night.”
Jessie

“I got two Month of the Month boxes in one month. I’m still trapped in the time loop. Please enunciate me, or I’ll go insane.”
- Richard

“Want a good time? Call me at 1-800-13.”
- Porcupine Arthas

“I forgot how to excrete. Month of the Month payed for my lobotomy. Now I’m averagely intelligent.”
- Man who thinks he’s a dog, but hate’s furries.

“This is a poem. I like it much. Send me nudes.”
- Tim

What went wrong?

Now for an interview with GYSO co-star, Thor.

Tim: What do you think of the Month of the Month Club?

Thor: Belongs in a museum, but I wish it had more radiators.

Tim: Interesting. Can you tell us about you’re experiences being sponsored by the Month of the Month Club?

Thor: Six hundred and seventy eight thousand six hundred and thirty four radiators.

Tim: That’s not really an answer. What about the customer support?

Thor: I’ve been thinking a lot about radiators. Can we talk about that instead?

Tim: Quit derailing the interview. We’re trying to keep our first sponsor here.

Thor: Sometimes, when nobody is looking, I check all my radiators at once.

Tim: Dude, what the fuck?

Thor: One day we will all be radiators, and then you will see. You’ll all see.

Tim: And that’s it for the interview! Thor’s feeling a bit lost right now, but we promise to give him a good home with the people in the white coats.

Thor: Have I told you about radiators? You should look up radiators.

What happens next?

Month of the Month Club looked at this post and decided to drop their sponsorship. GYSO will never be profitable.

In the immortal words of Former President Babe Ruth, “The enemy looks more dangerous when you’re constipated.”