GYSO Drawing Part 38 - Nozzle

Published: 2020-08-02

Introduction

Thor:
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Tim:
You know, reading this blog post out loud, and I mean really reading it, is kinda strange. Yes I’m insane enough to actually have tried to read all… 800 instances of the word “nozzle” out loud by myself in my room while sitting in my underwear and feeling my tongue go numb.

If you’re worried about me, than it’s already too late. I’ve given myself over to the nozzle overlords. I’ll be mumbling the word nozzle in my sleep, and talking about nozzles in my waking day – my waking nightmare, you could call it now.

And it just stops sounding like a word after a while, and instead starts to feel like a bunch of different words strung together…

What went right?

Tim:
This is all Thor’s fault, people. You want to know how this post idea was pitched to me? By describing the emacs macro that he would use to print the word “nozzle” 200 times on the same line. He didn’t say, “Hey Tim, what about a post where I just say nozzle 200 times?” He had to describe it in a more roundabout way than a fucking ferris wheel.

And now I’m reading it out loud to myself, since this concept gives so little to work with it might as well be a blank canvas. Nozzle nozzle nozzle nozzle…

Just try it yourself. Read aloud through this beautiful passage, thought up by GYSO’s very own Thor:

What went wrong?

Tim:
His genius will be remembered, and more importantly immortalized, on this planet forever. God I’m sick of the word nozzle.

I guess I could try to explain what I mean. Try to keep up with the following story, it’ll make sense in a minute. This took far far too long to set up, so you better fucking appreciate it, since it’s the reason why this post is so sparse in actual words.

*Ahem!*

A contrarian pinniped creature chews the protectant sealant in the Wonderful Wizard of Oz’s very own network-attached storage window frame (that happens to be really old and outdated), leading to my Aunt Zoe and the unforgettable Saul to sing the very first note of the “Batman” theme song before cutting themselves off to point out that the sole of your shoe has a soul now…

What happens next?

Tim:
Which means…

Nah seal gnaw seal ‘n oz ol’ NAS sill: na’ Zoe’ll ’n, ah Saul, “Na- Soul ’n a sole!”

*Mic drop*

Good fucking bye.