GYSO Reviews Part 2 - Personality Test
Published: 2022-12-03
Thor:
I enjoy conflicts. At least that’s what I said on the BMI™ personality test. Then, after I had decided to skip all their other leading questions, the test stopped working when I was 81% through. Guess I need to work on my personality some before I’m allowed a typing according to BMI™. Which is exactly what we’re doing here today, on Get Your Skills On Reviews Part 2! Maybe it goes without saying, but the BMI™ personality test gets a dogshit rating from me.
The Good
Thor:
To spare me from having to take an overly-serious, snake-oil personality test from that company, I went straight to another one. Onlinepersonalitytests.com failed even more spectacularly, by not loading the main page. Is my charkha aura so bad that the sites turn off in advance of my arrival? Or is it so open, gaping at the webmasters, in a way that reminds them of a fully-spread anus? I wonder what that says about my personality…
What’s good about all this?, you may ask. Well! Consider it my birthday; I didn’t have to complete any of these atrocities to human intellect, and I didn’t get an algorithm to call me lonely and stupid. That should have been a given from the outset, considering I was seriously trying to access onlinepersonalitytests.com.
Tim:
While Thor was doing this, I was learning what power ranger I am from some random power ranger quiz. But I didn’t get to be a power ranger, but instead became ‘Great King Boccowaus’ because my silly emo answers to the obviously leading questions the lovely quiz gave. So if you’re wondering why I’m some horrible king ruler villain guy who you need to destroy with giant robots, that’s why.
As my first act as Great King, I demand a tribute of twenty thousand tonnes of radiator parts. I will build my army, and we will march on the mountain where the beast resides.
What do I rate the quiz? Power AK-47 / 10
The Bad
Thor:
And now, for the grand paux. Thor will answer as Tim from GYSO as Tim answers as Thor from GYSO for the MBTI 16 personalities test!
For the biggest plot twist in GYSO history: My answers got Tim labeled as an ESFJ. Apparently, he is “… very caring, social, community-minded [and] always eager to help”.
Now to be fair, my answers got him right on the edge of being extroverted. Even bothering to pretend he’s an actively extroverted person is like telling your child Santa Clause isn’t going to take over the military bases on the moon. Though I also got him rated as strongly emotional, which is either strange for a total nerd, or exactly as expected from a dreadbeast from the outer darkness that’s trying to fit in with human society.
Tim:
Thor got ‘the debater’, the ENTP-T, or as I like to call it, ‘the master debater’. The master debater is 65% Extraverted, 62% Intuitive, 52% Thinking, 85% Prospecting, and because the universe has a sense of irony, 94% Turbulent. If you don’t understand why that’s funny, I should refer you to the entirety of GYSO, and specifically anything Thor has ever written ever.
So everyone, I want you to somehow find Thor’s contact information and debate with him. Because obviously, according to this super legit test, you will give him a massive boost to his dongus.
The Everything Else
Thor:
Okay, here’s the thing: I love Tim. The way things have been shaking out this post, it may look as though I’m trying to kill him, by throwing him under a bus by calling him social and emotional. But I answered the questions as precious memories of wonderful moments flew past through my internal eye-holes. Of course this skews the results to how I experienced those moments, and how I look back upon them. In this way, this is all a way of me showing that I see Tm as a strong person both socially and emotionally, and that’s really something quite worthwhile.
Tim:
In contrast, my answers for Thor were almost exclusively trying to make him look bad lmao.
The Conclusions
Thor:
Check back next time, when we review blasting off into your gaping anus Uranus.
Tim:
To peel back the layers of ‘ha ha funny’ and actually do something even remotely review-like… I don’t like personality tests. Unless it’s taken in the context of a joke, of course. Even then they’re dangerous things, what with how vague and ill-defined they are. It’s basically like the internet’s equivalent of a horoscope, and that gives me bad vibrations in my appendix.
I’ve gone to these communities that spring up around these personality tests, and they’re all more cult-like than even I’m willing to look past. Don’t fall for this stuff. Or do, I honestly don’t care what you starving web-scraping robots think about my personality.