GYSO Reviews Part 20 - Pair-of-dice Lost (in the couch)

Published: 2023-08-13

Here comes a poem that is written one line at a time. That is to say, I write a line, then the other guy writes a line. No we will not explain which line is which. Eat my ass.

If I’m the guy, who’s the other guy?

Amogus

The Good

In the beginning there was lasagna
Birthed from the ashes of yesteryear
Birthed from the ashes of yesterday’s leftovers
Gobble gobble gooble goo

Oh shit the turkey is here
My dude, it’s murky in there
Bro my (rhyme) in (*ere)
Transcending local speaking customs, there

Ape ass
as an asanine artisan arsonist,
and assorted assassins,
asked Mom “do I really need to ass this up?”

Get Your Skills On
Sends their regards, you’re gonna have to finish that fucking ash-crusted turkey lasagna, asshole
Learn your socks off
You’ll learn to learn to eat ash-crusted turkey lasagna, asshole

The Bad

At the end of all things
Nothing because it ended
But not before all the kings
Continued the blog post because we’re not even half way done fuck

Turkey man, running man
Pheonix lasagna, rising
Monkey can, monkey do,
All spitting federal acid

Turkey land, coming back
Turkey land, coming back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Turkey land, without a plan
Turkey land, without a plan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What is love?
Baby don’t hurt me
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Everthing Else

One fish
To join them all
Blue fish
To find their fall

Pompus bullshit that has no real meaning
The GYSO crew found the Monkey Man crew, with a greeting
The miso stew mound was funky, with a steaming
Snag’darr because he was making sushi, all fleeting

I went to the asses of the ashes
Tried to write a GYSO post without writing “asses”
Plus or minus
The memories going by in flashes

I hunger for something, something good
A hunger saturated black but not by goo
What?
Crimson night falling over clouded minds

The Conclusions

Calling for a fight of all fights
I know it’s not okay
But let’s start a new story arc right here, it’s OK
There once was a boy and girl who went into the woods to steal a witch’s shit or soemthing I don’t remember Hansel and Gretel

Haha just kidding that’s backstory for the current characters
And jeopardize the integrity of the hull
Ạ̴̧̨̢̜̼͎̝̱̺̥̪̪͕͖̖͇̘̠̗̺͇̤͙͖̩͓̥́̽͒̓̉́̚͜͝n̵̹̫̤͓̤̯̿̽̎́͒͑̆̚ḑ̵̡͎̠̻̣͙̤̟̞̫͈̟̘̞͐͋͊́̈́̕̕ ̶̢̢̲̄̍̀̈́̓̄̊̾̾̋̚͜͠j̶̡̛̛̲͇͔͚̘͔̗͔̦͈̬͓͉̒͒̈̎̈́̓͛͐̈̎̅́̐͘͘ͅe̶̛̝͔̺̱̠̺̜̺̟͆̐̍̅̈̽͒͂͒̈̂̐͊̉̇̓̆̚͠ǫ̶̧̙̟̗̻͕̮̗̩͕͈̖̫̑ͅp̷͖̥̠͔͋̓͂̃̂͑̉͗̾͊͂̀̀͗͌a̴̢̧̛̞̤͍̼̳̦̞̥͙͍͇͚̻̥͙̥̟̓͗̆̀̅̈́̿̈͒̈́̍͐͒̒̀̈͊̋̈́̌̋̑̅͒̏̋͜͜͝͝r̵̲̦̻͎̂̏̆̔͊͊̏̍̏͑̽̊͊̈́̋̀̎̈̈̃̔̽̚ḍ̷̢͕̭̭͙̥̠͎͍͖͓͖̞̯͙͓̒̃̉̇̄̀̌̉͆͌̑̄̈́̿̾̿̀͠ĩ̴̡̧̢̧̧̛͓̰͚̜̲͎̺̙̤͕̝̪͚̩͛̾̀͑̌͝͝ͅz̸̧̧̫̖̥̮̼͇̻͍̱̟̖̞̖̜̻̝͓̦͖͐̾͗̒̐̒̋̂̓͐͌̅̈̐̀̈́̐̒̆̈̍̐̈̏͠͠ͅe̶̪͖̣̠͂̃̈́̃̈̒̽͒̃̐̏̾̿̈͌̃̀͊̆̕͘̚͝͠ ̶̧̨̙͇̙̪͖̬̥͔̬̰̲̟̳̆̃̓́͋͋̋͆̒̑̓́͊̅̇t̸̨̛̛̤͈̳̲̫͖͉̰͔͙̜̪̖̅̏̉̆̀̒̉̑̄̔̓̈̍̎̃̽̄̽͊͊͆͗́͐͘͝h̴̻̤̮̩̀̏̈͊͆̽̽̈́̓̈́̇̅͐͊̐̏͆̈́͊́̕͝e̵̢̛̛̪̯̤̞͓̣̮̼̦͙̊̈́̈́̈̅͒̀͑̽͛͆͊͌͛͒̓̊͋̊̑̐͐͠͝͝͠ ̵̺̼̈́͛́̎̔̃i̵̢̛͛̈́͗̓̉͌͋̽̔͛̍̓̀́̅̓͑̏́̕͘͝ņ̵̡̠̻̭̣̠̘̮͚͙̹̫͚͐̈́̀̈́͆͐̈́͜ṫ̴̥̩̟̥̞̃͌̿̿̀͛̀̓̓̄̏̂͗͂̓͂̔̍̏̕̕ę̴̛̟̀̽͒̈͐̄̇̈̅͒̏̃̈́̇͊̾̀̚͘g̶̡̧̛̖̥̠͈̝̦̞͇̜̗̠͇̓̃̓̒̀̒̏͋̈́́̈́̊̀̋̀̄͆͆̔͝͝ͅṙ̴̡̢̡̡̭̳̤̗̼̖̞̮͚̜̤̙̫̺̩͖͖͚̬̥͇̻̿͗̀̓͑͆̀͂͌̍͌̂̏̚͜͝ḯ̶̧̛̟͍͖͚͒̈́̌͆̾̓̔̓̍̇̒̾̔͗͒̽̽̄͊̏̚̚͜͝͝ṫ̸̡̲̭̟̉͐̌̽͐̓̒̓̑͑͘͠͝͝y̶̮̖̬̋̽͘ ̴̧̢̪͚̭̳̜̠̬̜͍͇̣̭̝̘͙̯͙̗̘̰̲̔͌́̐̕͜͜ͅͅͅͅǫ̶̭̪̲̳̜̪͓͎͚̹̿̉̉̏̒̋̿̾̌̑̇̈̒̇̊̚̕͝͝͝f̷̡͉͉̣̮̖͓͍̫̥͚͔̜̯̠̻̣̖͕̫̙͉͔̩͐͒̐̓̊́͐̄̂̀̅͗͌̈́͝͝ ̷̧̢̡̤͉̱̠͎͈̳̗̥̥̘̩̙͍̬̽͐̏̇͑̈́̉̀̉̂̓͂̊̃̒̿ͅͅͅt̷̢̲͍̫̤̬̬͈̩̞̳͙̝̝̝̩̗̻̲̥̫̲̑̔̀́̀͛̓́̂́̑̑̈͒́̑̀̓͒̆͐̾͜͝͝ͅh̷̡̢̛̠̱̪̗͇̲͆̂̌̌͐̓̀̀̉̍́͆̀͗̈̏̈̐̏̌͒̍̄̽͘͝͝͠ė̸̢̬͓̪͉̜̼̼͔͖͖͉̦̞̟͍͇̼̯̖̮͎̯̥̯̝̈̓́͌̉͗̂̓͛͛͒̀̕̚̕ ̸̛̛̟͑̉͂́̉̄̀́́̊͒͒͐̔͠ḩ̶̢̢͕͕͈̠͔̙̫̺͔͓̠̰̙͎͇̞̗̙͕͉͕̰̀ͅų̵̪̪̗̖͎̻͔̪̜̳̯͎̬̥͓̩͇̭̝̘̦̋͐̓̃̀ͅl̷̩̙͖͕̼͚̓̓̈́ļ̴̸̡̢̢̢̢̺͎̭̺̲͕͚̙̯͍̗͔̝͎͉͚̘̪̞͓̗̟͚̥̗̟̜̤̻̞̞͎͖̹̱̫̬̥͕̗̳̖̯͉͚̅͛̓͂̏̄͑͂̔̅̔̀̾̉̆̓͗͌̄̀̈̿́̽͋̾́̄̽͆͌͆͆̀̑̑͐́̚̚̚͘͘̕͜͠͝ͅ THE BLOOD THE ICHOR oh I leveled up ding! PAIN PAIN

After such a perilous journey
It’s time to relax
Take it easy
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Before the next strange plot starts to unfold
Before this gimmik becomes old
The heroes, to sleep, they go
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)