GYSO Reviews Part 22 - Hey Mom, GYSO Just Dropped a New Lanugage
Published: 2023-09-10
Thor: toki a! Today we are reviewing the English Lanugage.
Tim: We’ve been working on this language for quite a while, and now we’re ready to start writing our posts in it. It took YEARS to create from total scratch.
Thor: This has been a dream ever since we started Drawing. “But Thor”, you ask. “What did you write your posts in if it wasn’t the English Lanugage?”, the very fabric of linguistics seeping into your Lanugage.
Tim: If you want a reference for things in our new language ‘English’, you can go to this fancy website here.
The Good
Tim: I mean, if we’re going to tell you the good things about this language, it would be kind of self-congradulatory, right? You don’t ask an artist for their honest opinion on their macaroni art.
Then again, this is GYSO. It’s not like we have rules. Or honor. Or standards.
Thor: So we made list.
- Most of it.
Thanks for reading this GYSO post.
Tim: The biggest success of our English language is its depth. You can really talk about anything you want, and there’s enough neuance in its structure, vocabulary, and potental to give a lot of room for creative expression. After all, this is a language made to write a blog, it needs to have a lot of creative expression.
Thor: Another great feature we’ve implemented in the English Lanugage is synonyms. You can use it to really extend, complicate, and contradact your sentences.
Tim: What’s that? You can create new words in English on the fly! Just add weird suffixes to existing words and they become new ones! You’ve got ‘skunk’, but if you lose a game without getting any points you’ve been ‘skunked’, for example.
Thor: Or like your mom.
The Bad
Tim: To be fair, we didn’t give a lot of effort in how this thing is written. We wanted there to be a lot of potental with the spelling so that it doesn’t get boring, but we went too far and now you kind of maybe have to memorize every single word’s spelling.
Listen, I’m sorry, okay? It was my idea to decouble the spelling from the sounds. I thought it would make it unique!
Why don’t we change it, you ask? Fuck you.
Thor: Not all sentences are good ones. Like this one. Or the previous one.
Or haborga lorgen madorken flourka. linga linga bring ma gaba hemmammemma. The problem with that sentence is that it stereotypes the native population of Urugay.
Tim: There’s also the issue of there being like a dozen different meanings for the sound ‘to’. And that’s not the only example. Again, my fault. I wanted a lot of potental for puns.
The Everything Else
Thor: There are many other languages to compete with.
Tim: Like our rival blog’s language of ‘French’ or whatever the hell it is.
Thor: Can you believe those guys? “Ba-guette your skills on”.
Tim: All my homies hate Get your Grills On. They actually write about grills unironically. Ruins the whole vibe.
Thor: Hate ’em or love ’em, they don’t got the English Lanugage.
Tim: Anyways. There’s not much else to say about English. Why does this section exist?
The Conclusions
Thor: Don’t study this language we just made it as a prank. Don’t use it for serious documents because no one will understand them or be able to verify what they mean. Don’t get a name in the English Lanugage because no one will be able to pronounce it correctly.
Tim: I know it’s stupid to make a niche language nobody will ever use, but it’s fun okay? And it’s not like you’re reading this, you don’t even understand what’s being said because there’s no goddamn way you actually learned English to read this post.
Thor: Ooga booga, boggle boo.
Tim: We’ve finally devolved into making weird sounds and nothing else. Are we trying to entertain a fucking baby?