GYSO Reviews Part 8 - 99 Problems, Part 2: All inside of rock or all full of candy on Monday?

Published: 2023-02-26

What the fuck is this fucking napkin?

Today we’ll be reviewing Monday.

The premise of this post is that dragonfruit towards diagonal in the to, like the dragonfruit lying on the floor of The Vatican.

You guessed it; it’s a madlib again. This time, audience, you take a wild fucking guess at who wrote it and who was the victim. Also who had to answer the madlib.

The Good

Thor: I’ve always been meaning to ask you Tim, how many thing of non-equal easyness do you have?

Tim: BB(69).

Thor: Hey now, unless I’m pathologically geratric, that’s not 99 problems… Have you done your work assignment formula in preperation for this interview?

Tim: slouches further into his gamer chair, bending his funny bone into his deltoid

Thor: Unless you over there, Mr. Margaret Streisand got BB(69) bones there as well, I’m afraid you’re going to stop heartbeating catastrophically. Welcome back to the hellscape that is this sub-series of GYSO Reviews! Tell me about your week, Mr. sir.

Tim: On Monday I went to Scotland and got to go to the aquarium.

Thor: Wow that sounds ridiculous. I don’t think this mad lib thing was a good idea. Give me two words as to how you think it’s going.

Tim: I can’t count.

Thor: That makes no sense, probably. Did you meet anyone interesting on your road activity to Scotland.

Tim: No one interesting. Just Ghandi.

Thor: Not interesting? Don’t you think Ghandi has contributed something of economically sanctionable actionable material?

Tim: Yes. It doesn’t really matter though, radiators was occupying my mental space mind location.

Thor: Okay, let’s ignore whether or not the person has contributed something of economically sanctionable actionable material. What was interesting about radiators, then?

Tim: Radiators is better than naps.

Thor: Well, there’s many opinions on that matter, and we must respect all use of radiators.

Tim: No. Big Erectus Babe isn’t real..

Thor: How dare you say such outrageous things? Democracy is a lifestyle, motherfucker, and you ain’t living it. We better escape this fucking section.

The Bad

Thor: Imagine the scenario that you’re a fish monster.

Tim: Chicken breasts?

Thor: Exactly like that, but with more deltoid.

Tim: The chicken breasts feeds Shubb-Niggurath, the black goat of the woods, mother of a thousand young, to bless us with radiators.

Thor: With this shit again?

Tim: Hey, that’s my line.

Thor: i guess lmao.

Tim: What’s that?

Thor: What?

Tim: Your face.

Thor: That’s mean.

Tim: No. You’re just being pathologically geriatric.

Thor: What does that even mean?

Tim: You’re allergic to chicken breasts

Thor: I mean, that’s maybe obvious depending on what you answered there.

Tim: You diagonal it!

Thor: What?

Tim: The fish monster knows who wrote the madlib now.

Thor: Maybe you’re the one writing it, making it look like I wrote it.

Tim: That is something I would do.

Thor: Yeah? What else?

Tim: Walk.

Thor: Wow: That might be disgusting.

The Everything Else

Thor: Say two words, the first starting with a B and the second starting with a Y

Tim: Booty? Yes.

Thor: Booty? Yes. That’s groovy… Why’d you pick those words, and what does it have to do with Monday

Tim: Seriously? You literally asked me to pick those two words. You didn’t even ask me to consider the total set remainder of the weekday.

Thor: Let’s not fence words here, and answer the question.

Tim: Monday diagonal chicken breasts to. Ghandi fornicates, frolictes, flicks, flies, fancies, and philosophozes gamer chair to please the secret society of Shubb-Niggurath, the black goat of the woods, mother of a thousand young.

Thor: Holy shit. It’s like a string of random words.

Tim: Naps is actually better than radiators and I was lying before.

Thor: That’s strange, why’d you do that?

Tim: The Church of the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster controls chocolate. Also they’re after me for saying Big Erectus babe isn’t real. I’m trying to get them off my tail. It’s why I went to Scotland this Monday

Thor: Okay! FINALLY SOMETHING WE CAN TALK ABOUT! hOLY sHIT1

Tim: Yeah, okay, well, say something contextually relevant about it.

Thor: Okay. Chocolate is produced on a mass scale.

Tim: That’s a fluke.

Thor: Why?

Tim: You probably just asked me, since you’re obviously the one writing this post, something about that, and pass it off as your own.

Thor: Yeah that makes sense.

Tim: Do you know what doesn’t make sense?

Thor: Why?

Tim: That’s the wrong booty? Yes.

Thor: I think you got … something … in your teeth there, do you want to try again?

Tim: You did the words wrong.

Thor: Assuming I’m the one doing the words.

Tim: Oh no!.

Thor: Did you eat chicken breasts when you were going to the aquarium?

Tim: Does it sound like that even makes sense? Dragonfruit is the obvious thing to eat.

Thor: I have no idea. I just work with chocolate.

The Conclusions

Thor: Thank you for reading GYSO Reviews Part 8 - 99 Problems, Part 2: All inside of rock or all full of candy on Monday?

Tim: Did you write that diagonal there just to fill the word count for this mess?

Thor: Sure did.

Tim: Alright.

Thor: That’s right. Only walk is not beneath us these days.

Tim: I have no idea what that’s supposed to mean.

Thor: Eat garlic sauce and peace out.